Hey, Scrum Masters! This one's for you!
Hey, Scrum Master (parody of Hey, Soul Sister by Train)
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Hey, Scrum Master Lyrics
VERSE 1
Your reminder in the first half of our Sprint Planning
The Sprint Goal I couldn't remember, as a Dev Team member you gave me time
Your sweet coaching, the sight of you in every single Daily Scrum
I knew when we got off track you'd nudge us to stay focused and synchronize
CHORUS
Hey, Scrum Master, I know we're a disaster
Every Sprint we sprint and increment we create that ain't transparent
Hey, Scrum Master, I don't want to miss a single Scrum event this Sprint
Inspect, inspect and adapt, inspect and adapt
Inspect, inspect and adapt, inspect and adapt
VERSE 2
Just in time I'm so glad you called me out in the Sprint Review
And gave our Retro some direction with your fine facilitation you can't deny
You said “inspect and adapt” is the feedback loop we need
I believe in you, as a servant, you’re a leader
And I'm always gonna want you on our team
CHORUS
Hey, Scrum Master, I know we're a disaster
Every Sprint we sprint and increment we create that ain't transparent
Hey, Scrum Master, I don't want to miss a single Scrum event this Sprint
Inspect, inspect and adapt, inspect and adapt
Inspect, inspect and adapt, inspect and adapt
This Sprint